OSCAR.com - 77th Annual Academy Awards - Nominees: Nominee List
Academy Award nominations were announced today. I've seen 2 whole movies from the list! (What? No nominations for Shall We Dance ?) Now, in the spirit of things, the Mad Libs for today from my new Daily Mad Libs calendar that #1 Sister presented me with this evening:
THE OSCARS
"Thank you, ladies and nappy wiglets. I'm so nervous. My Montagnes melody is beating a skid-marked tighty whitey a minute. I didn't prepare a coffee breath. I never expected to win this faux Oscar." January 25
Hope Clint Eastwood doesn't sue me for stealing his speech. Oh well. Now the party planning begins...
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