Friday, June 10, 2005

Mug Shots

Have you seen this man?




Is it just me or does he bear a striking to resemblance to Boy in his high-school years? Suspicious. Okay, I'll confess. It's my day off and I spent it finding more fun timewasters for all of you. This one is pretty cool. It creates police-like sketches by allowing you to select and alter various facial features. The tagline for the website is: "An online facility which helps you to remember somebody's face", but I'll let you be the judge. Bear witness to the following desparate criminals:

Fella (in training season), Fella (out of training season)
Tot the Folk Rocker, Rasta Tot and New Wave Tot
SeƱor Ed

My apologies to Fella and Tot. I can only imagine how you must feel about me right now. Something like this, perhaps? Well, don't blame me. I guess you guys just don't have the faces for criminal activity.

(Oh, and apparently this site is geared strictly toward committing male faces to "memory", which is why Tot and I are repeatedly shown in drag. I am not trying to make a statement about the inability of women to commit desperate crimes.)

2 comments:

R-DUB said...

When I first look at the pic of me I thought, thats completely off, but then I looked in the mirror and I realized it looks exactly like me. Although it's to bad I'm ready to cry. I must of ripped off an ice cream cone shop and dropped my ice cream on the ground.

ed said...

Have you done your triathlon yet, R-DUB? I would hate to be responsible for a terrible performance if this was on your mind. Don't worry. Just keep smiling and the world will never know this is what you really look like :]